accomplished twins. life is a go
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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