You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Come share oat with me in your robe
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
