I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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