He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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