I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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