He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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