Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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