Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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