Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
