Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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