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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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