How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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