but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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