I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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