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(586): View more from Michigan

if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.

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(773): View more from Illinois

we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.

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(716): View more from New York

Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?

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(801): View more from Utah

I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger

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