I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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