woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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