i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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