I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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