please come you make the beer taste better
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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