just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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