This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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