ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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