Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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