Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize