brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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