so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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