I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
bring money and cleavage
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
