just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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