Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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