before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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