i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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