To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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