i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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