Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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