Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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