literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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