Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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