Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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