I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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