I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just invented taco cereal.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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