so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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