Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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