K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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