Sponge bath it is.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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