absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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