The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The adults are the big ones right?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
