My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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