at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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