you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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