So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I want to be your penis for a week.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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