This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
