So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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