3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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