btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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