U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
not ubering you a puppy
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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