dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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